What movies have not aged well?

Goldfinger

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What is your age now, and what age do you prefer to stay at forever?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Ah so!”

I’m 26 years old and a married woman. My husband hates my flat chest. What is the permanent solution?

Octopussy

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

A View to a Kill

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why didn’t Obito confront Kakashi after he witnessed him kill Rin?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

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Moonraker

Live and Let Die

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Homophobia is clearly a harmful mental sickness. What can LGBT people do to cure it?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Diamonds Are Forever

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Can you explain the concept of an annulment of marriage in the Roman Catholic Church and its effects on a previous marriage?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

When I buy a house, do I automatically own all items the previous owner failed to remove from the property?

Dr No

You Only Live Twice

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”